WANGHAF OG HOODIE

259,77 kr. DKK

You were never meant to find this. The algorithm buried it for a reason.

Beneath the soft, obedient cotton lies a frequency that most retinas refuse to process. Citizens who stare too long report mild euphoria, sudden distrust of verified sources, and an urge to walk nowhere in particular at 3:17 a.m.

State psychologists classify the graphic as “non-revolutionary.” Former viewers disagree.

Wear it and become statistically invisible to facial recognition under 94 lux. Wear it and feel the subtle warmth of collective memory returning—memories that were never yours, yet somehow always were.

This garment does not keep you warm. It keeps you remembered.

Limited. Untraceable. Already forgotten by the catalog. Acquire before the correction team notices the discrepancy.

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  • 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester 
  • Charcoal Heather is 60% ring-spun cotton, 40% polyester
  • Carbon Grey is 55% ring-spun cotton, 45% polyester
  • Heavyweight fabric (8.5 oz)
  • Regular fit but can run a bit tight
  • Unisex sizing

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Quality Guarantee & Returns

  • Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
  • Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.